gay-of-demonic-charm:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Is this a night vale singles ad

sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:

How Carlos actually does science:

drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

tuxedollamas:

“You never heard from your fiancé or your job again. They never looked for you. Which does not seem likely. Or maybe it’s that, in Night Vale, you cannot be found.

The complete freedom, the lack of consequences, it terrifies you.”

inconsistentblogger:

I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian governments and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”

therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

itscolossal:

The Cloud: An Interactive Thunderstorm in Your House

monstersanosa:

My contributions for the WtNV Table-Top Role Playing Game!

I did all of the character profiles, which granted took a lot of time. But I got excited, and I didn’t like the idea that any of the character profiles would be done in different styles (breaks in continuity bother me).

If you guys like table top games, check it out!! It runs on a simple 2d6 system, and would probably work best as a story driven campaign. If you guys do decide to play it send me your campaign stories I wanna hear em!!

touchmishaswormstache:

Favourite Night Vale quotes (1/?)

ayyyyy

I am in the third row from the stage at the anniversary live show how r u

year old Cecil cosplay
gonna remix it for the wtnv live show tomorrow tho ✌️