benepla:

benepla:

grimes: (doodling in the back of the art room)
marina, in her varsity cheerleading jacket: (slams hands on grimes’s desk) hiiii trigglypuff :)
grimes: …hi marina :|
marina: what’re you drawing, something about feminism (which is cancer)?
grimes: i’m drawing lapis lazuli from steven universe in a mechanical suit for my pacific rim alternate unive–
marina: kek….are you KIN with lapis lazuli
grimes:
marina: what’s wrong tumblrina…..are you #triggered :) :) :)
grimes: marina i know it was you who spraypainted “SENSITIVE MILLENNIAL” on my my mom’s car
marina: anonymous is legion
grimes: she’s not even a millennial she’s 42 and works in finance and we called the police
marina: …whatever kek (goes to the bathroom and frantically checks tumblr to see if she’s been doxxed)

FIVE YEARS LATER, HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

grimes in a valentino embelished tulle dress and saint lauren jerry sunglasses drinking the seventh glass of punch she’s had in six minutes because she keeps telling elon to get her more drinks: 
marina, approaching with caution: c-claire?
grimes: oh, hi!! :)
marina: claire, listen, i’m sorry. i wasn’t very nice a few years ago and easily fell into that mentality because i thought i was better than other girls. 
grimes: hm ok well–
marina: and i am.
grimes: hmmmmm
marina: i am better than every single woman, and man, on earth, and have now accepted that.
grimes: well congratulations
marina: thank you. oh actually i took a note out of your book and am now also a marxist!
grimes: haha, well…(casts a gaze to Elon as he fires the entire West Coast branch of Spacex while eating twizzlers) that was just a phase for me.
marina: oh i know! (takes out gun, begins shooting at musk) DIE CAPITALIST SCUM DIE DIE DIE DIE FROO-OO-OO-OOT LALALALALALA…
lana del rey and mitski poking their heads out from behind the bleachers where they were smoking pot and talking about their lack of life plans: