adventures in school
DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING QUICK BALL. NOW I KNOW YOU MAY BE THINKING, “WHAT THE FUCK IS A QUICK BALL?”. ITS A POKEBALL THAT HAS A FOUR TIMES CAPTURE RATE ON THE FIRST TURN OF A BATTLE. THAT IS FOUR “X’S” OF CAPTURING POWER. ARE YOU SERIOUS??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
ARE YOU FUCKING SCARED OF KOING SOMETHING ON THE FIRST TURN WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO CATCH IT? YOU SHOULD BE, BECAUSE NOT EVEN YOUR PUSSY ASS ULTRA BALLS WITH THEIR MEASLY 2X CAPTURE RATE WILL SAVE YOUR STUPID ASS IF THAT SHINY XERNEAS IS ONE HIT KILLED BY YOUR OVERLEVELED ASS. I CAUGHT A FUCKING YVELTAL ON THE FIRST TURN AT FULL HEALTH WITH THIS ENSNARING WEB OF TERROR. ONE TURN. I DIDNT NEED TO PUSH DOWN B ON THAT SHIT, YVELTAL JUST INSTANTLY RECOGNIZED THAT I WAS A REAL AS FUCK TRAINER WHEN I PULLED ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS OUT AND HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO ME AND MY QUICK BALLS. BUY THESE FUCKING POKEBALLS FOR THEIR DIRT CHEAP PRICE.
Hot things to say during sex:
- gee whiz!
- donating a cow to the zoo
- The Translator!
- Form W
- Please write the following pledge in script.
- Nike, the goddess of victory’s garments were rippling in the wind.
- Jimi Hendrix in a sling
- "it was my own voice"
i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE THERE YOU GO.
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
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MY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE
*SNIFF SNIFF* WHATS THAT SMELL? OH, ITS THE SMELL OF SERIOUS BULLSHIT
im not sure if this has been adressed already, and sorry if it has!! but as someone who has lived in the UK all my life i can confirm that this post is 100% BULLSHIT
i respect that the original poster may not have been aware that this was incorrect, but i am very much concerned for the amount of people that have spread this post around and have actually believed it, and that havent even taken the time out to research and find out if this crap is true or not. which it isnt.
firstly, we dont even use + or - grades, the only exception is an A* grade. our grades range from A*/A to G, and below that is a U.
secondly, our grading system ranges a lot, however its actually usually along the lines of -
- 90% - A*
- 80% - A
- 70% - B
and you cant even really say there is a uk grading system, because of how much it varies from exam to exam, subject to subject, exam board to exam board!!
thirdly, this post angers and insults me as it implies that in the uk we just get to cruise through our education and bullshit our way into success, which is not true. this post implies that we in the uk dont need to work hard to get decent grades, but we do, we have to work hard to get good qualifications, just as much as any other student on this planet will have to.
so please signal boost this if you can because i dont want anymore people to be deceived into thinking that this is correct information when it is not, it is bullshit
thank you and have a lovely day!!
my nephew’s birthday is tomorrow and a carton of ice cream mysteriously appeared in the freezer a week ago and ive been eating it since then and due to my albeit slow detective skills i have come to the conclusion that i have been eating a 4 year old boy’s birthday ice cream over the course of a week, finishing it exactly 12 hours before his birthday party
The biggest shock of Paris’s spring-summer 2014 fashion shows came on the otherwise calm and gentle Nina Ricci catwalk, when two topless activists from protest group Femen crashed the podium.
Grabbing a startled model making her way down the catwalk, they screamed “fashion fascism,” with words decrying the sexualization of the modeling industry written in make-up. One had “Fashion dictaterror” scrawled on her naked torso, the other “Model don’t go to brothel.”
One British model, Liverpool-born Hollie-May Saker, was caught in the middle, with the protesters brushing against her lamé-and-lace skirt.
“The next thing I just see half-naked women with black marker pen scrawled across their bare chests and that’s when she came at me….As she grabbed my arm she lifted my skirt exposing me – I pulled my arm back with such force that I landed a punch square on her nose,” Saker told the Echo. (Photo: AP Photo/Jacques Brinon)
So, to fight back against the sexualization of the modeling industry, these women assaulted a model and forcibly exposed her?
Protip: You’re not fighting a patriarchal system by assaulting women and exposing them against their will.
I have literally never heard of a positive thing done by Femen. Seriously. They need to stop. First the blatant Islamophobia, and now this? Really?
If your idea of feminism includes racist bullshit and attacking women who don’t conform to your exact image of a feminist, guess what? You’re a complete asshole and you’re misrepresenting feminism as a whole.
I *hate* Femen. Literally they are the reason feminism is viewed in a bad light. They’re the West Borough Baptist of feminism and I can’t stand it.